You enter the local waterfront. Somebody is yelling.

"Where have you been?!"

It's your Asian girlfriend. Your girlfriend's Asian because you can't handle depth of character.

She looks angry.

• "Sorry, I got held up looking at a dead pigeon on the way here."
• "I ran into some problems at my apartment and I would really appreciate it if you would stop yelling at me."
• "I love you."
• Affront with silence.